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Well, I think this is an appropriate headline:

Terrorists voted into power.

To show things are no different, there was a gun battle.

Depleted Uranium had an interesting thought....yes you read that right....it would be an act of war. I bet they haven't thought about that one. Some people don't think it was a good result however.

Now as you know, Manchester United managed to technically make a profit....despite being stupidly in the red thanks to Malcolm Glazer. Chelsea however, managed to make a record loss...despite being backed by Roman Abramovich. Scary isn't it?

£100m!

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